Cassie's onion update thread

[Cassie]

CASSIE IS A COMPLETE FAILURE AT GROWING ONIONS

[Dr Dave]

A tragic end.

[CaptainWacky]

Hailee Steinfeld can grow onions just by looking at them.

[Dr Dave]

Cassie will never live this down.

[Eggs Loki]

SCREW onions.They make your breath less than minty fresh.

[Mirah]

I would love to have fresh mint.

I have basil plants in my kitchen window that are thriving and added fresh leaves to my dinner tonight. It was marvelous.

I need to come up with some sort of herb garden for my yard that the fucking animals won't get to.

OR I put the herbs in my window at work and hope the mice don't eat them. Then it would be annoying-because wtf am I supposed to know each time I want to use herb.s. at night to cook?

The auto correct wouldn't let me say herb plural. I'm not using whatever Herb is offering me AUTO CORRECT!

[Mirah]

What about your feet falling off?

Did you write this before or after I woke up thinking I had more than 2 feet? As in 2 feet with toes, not 2 feet of something or anything. omg

[CaptainWacky]

I control your dreams.

[Dr Dave]

SCREW onions.They make your breath less than minty fresh.

Sir, you forget yourself!

[Cassie]

[Eggs Loki]

Now now don't make this my villain origin story!

I appreciate onions as a flavor enhancer to other dishes, like Everything bagels

And in tuna salad (not too much tho)

I just hate crunching on raw, super-acidic raw onion slices/chunks in things. I take them off my salads.

And THAT IS MY RIGHT until Trump takes it away if the Onion Lobby suddenly gives him millions.

[Dr Dave]

Yeah!