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Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:57 pm
by CaptainWacky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creme_Puff_%28cat%29
There have probably been older cats not recorded by "science."
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:36 pm
by Eggs Loki
You mean, like religious cats who rode with the dinosaurs and JESUS?
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:46 pm
by Cassie
The cats are extending their lifetimes so that they can take over the world.
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:30 pm
by CaptainWacky
Cats riding Jesus will take over the world, yes.
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:12 pm
by Cassie
I'm okay with that!
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:51 pm
by Dr Dave
You can't trust those Guinness World Records people, as they were created by The Lizard People!
Cassie wrote:I'm okay with that!
As am I.
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:13 pm
by CaptainWacky
They don't recognise my wank record.
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:49 pm
by Dr Dave
They should, the potty noses.
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:19 am
by curiousa2z
WE'll never read their "records" again!!!
Re: Oldest Cat Ever
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:08 pm
by CaptainWacky
They should know we use MP3s instead of records now!