The Last BBS

Sayyadina!

Our Troll Kingdom is the second result on DuckDuckGo.

Yeah, I lived in Arizona for a couple years. It was weird for the temperature to just feel like whatever the temperature is. lol

I had the bright idea to get the push mower out and mow the hard to get places because it is only 85 degrees. MISTAKES WERE MADE. The humidity is 82% so you might as well be in a sauna. Now I need to cool down before I get the big mower out, and I just want to die.

I gave Beebee a bath. She is mad at me.

My life revolves around feeding the fish and mowing the lawn. TODAY I DID BOTH.

EXCESSIVE HEAT ADVISORY. It is worse than the last one

MOWING THE LAWN MOWING THE LAWN (instead of breaking the law breaking the law, which would be more fun and probably less sweaty)

I AM CLEAN.

I cut some trees out of the fence line. Now I can't take a shower because I put the shower curtain in the washer and used "heavy duty" which takes two hours. lol

I AM SWEAT.

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

The entire state is under a heat advisory. The rain is coming, though. It won't be as bad Tuesday-Thursday.

It's 95 degrees right now

Songs from the 80s are always playing in my head.

I CAN'T GO ON

I'M MELTING

Another depression is forming, it has dumped a shit ton of rain.

Is the entire country flooding? wtf